Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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