What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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