What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

. . I am a whale

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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