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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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