Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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