- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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