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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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