How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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I <3 Hitler

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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