Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

a woman votes!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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