What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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