Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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