How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Tucker Rivera

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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You have friends

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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