- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Donald Trump.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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