- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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