- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

I <3 Hitler

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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