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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Logan's gay

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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