Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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God

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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