- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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