Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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