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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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