One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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