- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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