- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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