you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Get on your knees Ho

Ken wins!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Religionh

Erectile Dysfunction.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

shut up elliot

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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