- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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