- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

you suck

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Obama.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Where's my tractor?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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