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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Choir.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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