- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Knock knock Come in

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Elizabeth Warren

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Matthew Baker

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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