So a seal walks into a club.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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fridge

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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