Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

your life

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Adam Chebali has no life

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

hers a joke... japanese people

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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