Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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National security?

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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