What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

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