- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

did you stub your toe?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Women's Rights

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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