- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Reading books

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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