Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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