- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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