"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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