A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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penis?

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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