what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is a jew in space? Dead

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Will nearis is here! Get it

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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