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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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