Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Poop!!

Will nearis is here! Get it

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

womens rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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