their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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