- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Penis.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a black man? Black

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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