What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Ben Corbishley

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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