KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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homosexual

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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