- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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