- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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