- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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