- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

1+1=2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Tilt your screen back

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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