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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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