How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Logan's gay

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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