- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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