- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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