- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Penis chickens

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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