i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

im @ work, LOL.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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