what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Women's Rights Movement

Sam Hengal.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

You know whats funny Aids

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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