What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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