What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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the holocaust

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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