- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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