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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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