A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Anti Joke

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