- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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