Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

VAL SUCKS

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

mental kid

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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