Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

SUCK MY NUTS

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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