what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stop procrastinating.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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