- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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