- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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