There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Cows are land manatees.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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