Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Guess what? AIDS!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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