- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

i am and me is i

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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