A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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