- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Vagina Boob

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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