- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A women walks into a kitchen.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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