What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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