- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Double-whammy

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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