Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A man goes to the potty.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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your mom is so fat.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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