- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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