- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Prostitution is bad.......

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Justin Bieber.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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