- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

My wife made me a sandwich

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

the lemon was sweet.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

who's a slut... you're mom

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

The game.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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