- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

women's rights, lol

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A baby seal walks into a club.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Julian Ha.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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