- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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