How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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