Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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this site is an antijoke

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An Artic Storm.

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