What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Check out page 4016 :)

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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