- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

The queen having a shit

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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