Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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