- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

This is an anti joke

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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