- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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