- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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