- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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