- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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