- Anti Joke

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

So, this joke isn't funny.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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