Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Your face

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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