A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Your mom

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PENIS

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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kk

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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cool

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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adam hodgson !

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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