What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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