- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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