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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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