What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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