What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Knock knock

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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