- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

just in time?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.