- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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