- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Feminism.

I? Everett

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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