A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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