- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Weed.

guest what i love pancakes

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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