- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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