What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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