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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

This sentance contains three errers

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Terry has ebola

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Is maynaise an instrument?

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

batman has diarrhea

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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