A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A man walks into a bar

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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