- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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