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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

no

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

gingers

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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