Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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