- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's green and blue? yellow

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

whats black and strange a paki

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Miscarriages.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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