yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Ben Corbishley

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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