Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why did? Yes

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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