Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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The american education system.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

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