How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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