If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

retard

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops