A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

This statement is false.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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