- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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