Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Replacement Referees

Chuck Norris is dead......

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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