Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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your life

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Michael Brown

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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The EPA.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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