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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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