- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Basically copying you.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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